Seriously, we should.

NOTE: The above video is fiction. I am happy. Almost happy enough to use an emoticon right now. But not quite.

Magic Phone was the student film I worked on all of senior year at Evergreen. Along with P. Nathan Smith and Curtis Retherford, I produced 2 half hour “episodes” of this fake sitcom about a dorm room with a magic phone that could call anyone throughout time.

Now, because of some strange acquisition of a film festival company by the Internet Movie Database, Magic Phone: Redial is now on IMDB, complete with pages for all of the actors and crew. Best of all, the entire episode is there to watch, right from the page.

Now I know what you’re thinking: that Magic Phone IMDB page looks kind of boring. Well, it turns out it costs $$$ to put up your film’s poster or production stills. So if anyone wants to donate $35 so that Magic Phone has a poster on their page, that’s up to you. Otherwise, please enjoy the show, and leave your comments in these here comments.

God, I’m awesome.

I would like to direct your attention to a new social networking app called foursquare. It’s like Britekite (which don’t worry, is still cool), in that you check-in to wherever you are. Your friends can see where you’re at and what you’re doing. The difference is that you get points for every check-in, every new place you visit, when you hit multiple stops, when you go out multiple nights in a row, and well, you get points for just about everything. It gives achievement points for you living your life, and well, that’s awesome. It’s also got great integration with Twitter, it’s got a great iPhone app, and it’s available RIGHT NOW in select cities (Seattle, New York, Boston, LA, etc).

My favorite part is that when you have more check-ins at a location than anyone else, you become the mayor of that place. For instance, I am the mayor of Nintendo, my 24 hour fitness, and the Target nearest to my house. I’m also in a neck-to-neck struggle with a certain Kristin C over the mayorship of Top Pot Doughnuts, and we seem to switch back and forth each day. Touche, Kristin C, who I’ve never actually met before… touche.

But, alas, like any good social networking doodad, it’s only as good as how many people you know who are using it, and right now? That’s three. Including Kristin C, who as I said, I’ve never actually met. So what I need from you is for you to sign up for foursquare, send me a friend request, and get to checking-in, pronto. HURRY, though, because it’s just a matter of time before someone talks about this thing on The View, and we have to move onto the next cool thing.

So, yeah, I’m pretty hungover this morning.

I picked up Animal Crossing: City Folk for the Wii a couple of days ago, and then I heard the news that if you’re an adult and you’re playing animal crossing, than you’re a pedophile, according to the Missouri Police.

If this is true, well, I figured that Animal Crossing needed a hero who would be tough on criminals, someone who knows that there is good and there is evil, and evil must be punished.

But who watches Tom Nook?

Had a freak snowstorm this morning, so I broke out the tiny HD cam and shot some footage. Enjoy.